I know, you’ve been following me for quite some time and thinking about how you are going to get to talk to me for free. I know how you guys are. These days people have this gross freebie mentality that is really making me a little ill. I’m a Capitalist and I LOVE being a capitalist.
So, to appease your little cheap ass I’m going to tell you how to get some free phone sex. All you need to do is visit me at Adult Phone Pal and then register. Don’t call first. Don’t do anything else except fill in the little form on the left to register your account. You will need to put in your credit card to prove your age, but for the first $7.00 you will not be charged. After seven bucks then you need to start paying.
Note that if you do it incorrectly, then you won’t get your freebie. So fill in the form first and then follow the instructions.
And really, a guy like you who can’t afford to talk to a hottie like means you really need to get a better job or a second one because I don’t go for cheap ass losers
Have a great day.