I once had a boyfriend who had a little dick. I mean, it was so tiny that when not erect it was as cute as a little button. When it was erect, well, it was as small as my tiny hand. Now we all know where I came up with the name button dick. He was such a little dick loser. I didn’t really know better at the time, but as time went on I learned that dicks come in all sizes and colors. His was short, thick, and very yuck.

In fact, I had no idea how little it was until I had a boyfriend with a big black cock and then my whole world was different. That little dick wonder, who had a great sense of humor and was really cute, was just a little too small for me. I always wondered why I had to put my hand down there to please myself while we were intimate and now I know. His tiny midget dick just wasn’t good enough for me to get pleasure from.

I guess I lied when he wondered why I only came when I touched myself and I said because I like to do that. At the time I didn’t know and now I do. Little dick losers can just give it up before they even get started with me.

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