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New Dare: Men in Thongs

I’ve got a new dare for you button dick men out there. I want you to buy a pair of itty bitty clitty thongs and then wear them. Next, take a picture and show us Superior Ladies your goods, or lack thereof. LOL

No need to get your face in the picture, I’m not going to blackmail you (this time ha ha). click here to buy this little garment to hide your bitty clitty.

Once the pictures come in then I will start to post them and put a voting booth up so people can vote on the sexiest clitty thong on the web ;)

Come on now, don’t be shy. Your face won’t be shown, just your whimpy little naughty and pathetic little button dick.

Lip Gloss for Toilet Sissies

I have the PERFECT treasure for those sissies who love lip gloss. If you’re not worthy of the pretty tubes and containers I love to carry around in My purse and cosmetic bag, then why not carry your favorite lip gloss color in a toilet.

That’s right, you can get all prettied up and remind yourself that you’re just not up to par with Me. Every time you open this gem of a lip gloss, you will be reminded of the sissy you really are.

I’m sure that sticking your finger in a toilet bowl and wiping the liquid all over your lips might sound disturbing at first, but they come in such pretty colors that it will match every wardrobe that you have.

LOL I’m laughing already!

The Lawn Mower Boy

You know, I have this really HOT college guy down the street who loves to do favors for me. The other day he brought over his lawn mower and mowed my lawn for free. Oooh, it was so sexy watching those muscles flex while he pushed that mower, and even better, I was on a cuckold call and it made it even hotter!

I would love to play that game with you, you’ve come over to my house and the college boy comes over to mow the lawn. You and I are having drinks and he comes in for a beer with his shirt off and all those muscles flexing.

Well, I think you can guess what happens next. I’m not going to let something that hot get away. LOL I think it’s time for your cuckold training.

Call me and let’s finish the story together.

Button Dick is Now in the Urban Dictionary

LOL Who would have thought that my phrase button dick that I use to describe a worthless little worm of a penis in a cute, seductive way would have made it into the urban dictionary?

Now come on boys, those who love to be called button or button dick when I laugh at that small, pathetic little wanker of yours be sure to give it a thumbs up here so that we can have best phrase on the site.

A Game for Cuckolds

You know, I really enjoyed chatting with a new cuckold tonight. Sometimes I can’t decide whether or not I like the cuckold or the small penis calls better. I love humiliating men and both are just the perfect toss up.

Now, this guy loved spending money and I loved using it all up. We went to all kinds of fun places like Macy*s and Nordstrom just so he could buy me shoes, handbags, and jewelry. Then, there was a special gadget request that I really, really want. :) I decided to make this game just for him. Actually, anyone can play because it’s so much fun. LOL It’s so pathetic how you’ll just do this knowing full well what I’m going to be doing with it. ha ha.

Once I get it I’ll do what I say I’m going to do in the instructions. LOL I can’t wait. Too much fun.

Personalized Beauty Secrets for Sissy Boys

Sometimes you just don’t know what you want to look like with the new you. Sometimes you don’t even know where to start. Most men don’t know a thing about their color or hair type and will wear just about anything pretty and frilly. Guys, let me tell you, to be a true sissy you really need to know what you’re going to look pretty in.

Want a random tip from Princess Karin? Use the button below to send a Paid Mail and get a special tip. Don’t forget to include the details about you. Were talking from the top of your head to the tips of your toes, girls.

Found a New Snack

I found a yummy new snack that tastes great and is good for me. I know, I know, it sounds icky, but its delicious. Celery topped with natural peanut butter with flaxseed. Mmmm it tastes really good. The flaxseed not only adds extra special oils that are good for me, but it adds a nutty flavor.

Imagine spreading it all over my stomach and tits and licking it off. There you go, now do you like the taste? LOL I bet it tastes much better now. ha ha. Maybe I’ll find another sub and you can lick it off of him, too. Hmmmm

It is scrumptious though, so if you’re into a good snack then try it out.

What is Your Wish Mistress?

Tonight a so-called dom called me and asked if I was a switch. I guess he wanted me to be submissive for him. After giving it a good hard laugh for about 5 minutes and totally insulting him, he asked what I liked then.

My answer? I told him I loved to be a big cock tease and to deny him of any existence.

He proceeded to tell me how I might like being tied up and then asked me where I liked to be ticked. I continued to laugh and just shook my head. He then asked me if I liked to get real wet because I was the sort of girl who did. After laughing again I told him he probably wasn’t man enough to make me wet.

I could feel the tension growing in his pants at that point so I told him that he had better put it away. BUSTED! He said that it wouldn’t be any fun if he did. I put the phone down for a moment and told him I would pick it up if he put that nasty cock away. LOL He did and I picked up the phone.

He tried so hard to have sex with me and humiliate me and finally after tons of denial and tease he knelt before me and said “What is your wish, Mistress?”

Defeated! HA! I won again.

Little men who think you can tell me what to do and how to do it, you’re not going to get it out of me. Try as you may, I might let you lick a bit of pussy just to please me but if you ask me if my backdoor is working properly (yes, he really did say that) or if you try to have sex with me, it’s not going to happen. I can spot a real man right away and if you’re not the type of guy who just makes me nice and creamy, then I’m just going to use you and make it painful.

:)

Have a nice day.

XOXO
Princess Karin

Interruptions!

Well, I was playing Second Life today. One of my slaves hadn’t been on for a week and I was getting kind of ticked so today when he logged in I told him to meet me upstairs. I was just getting busy and ready to have him give me a nice cleaning job with his lips and then company came over.

Boy was I pissed.

What’s up with people? Don’t they know that when it’s cold outside I want to play with my submissive men?

Will I play with you on second life? Yes, but for a price. You have to call me on one of my lines and talk to me while we play. We can do all kinds of fun and unusual things on Second Life, like play in my 3rd floor sex room.

You must be 18.

Cars Can Be Great Sex Tools

LOL Now didn’t that sound terrible! Tonight I was driving to pick up some new red pumps at the department store in the next city over, my damn car decided to just DIE right there on the highway. Luckily I pulled over on the overpass, but it was scary as hell. I was wearing my favorite black heels, stockings, and a nice black skirt so there was no way in hell I was going to get all greasy.

One nice man pulled over to take a look. He realized that my car needed a jump because it wasn’t being charged by the alternator. He said the batter would take time to charge so we sat back in the back seat of my car and had a beer. Well, before I knew it he had his eyes on my skirt and I immediately knew what he wanted. I twirled my hair in my fingers, playing dumb and pretending I didn’t know. I opened my legs a bit and watched his cock twitch under his fly.

“Oh, I forgot to turn the radio off,” I blurted out. I crawled between the two front seats where my ass was dead in his face and my skirt barely covering the firm swell of my cheeks. I heard him take a deep breath and then felt warm hands upon my skin. I turned off the radio and slid back into the seat, pushing his hands away and laughing. His cock was pressing hard against his pants now….

Come on, call and finish the story. Will I just tease you and laugh that you’re not allowed to cum? Or, will I let you put your hands on that firm ass of mine and do what comes naturally. I think it all just depends on what kind of a man you really are. Are you a cleaner or a real man? Call me and let’s see ;)