Some of you have access to my wishlist and I received a present from one person a nice, fat amazon.com gift card. The amount was HUGE! I bet his dick was wishing it was huge too while he filled it out, but the poor guy has just a wee little stump that could never amount to what the card is worth. LOL I have so many fun things that I’m looking at buying with it. Maybe a nice new television for my room or a Gucci bag. Yes, it’s for that much. Hmmm…what to do? I need to think of something huge and spectacular so I can rub it in his girlfriend’s face the next time she catches him on the phone with me.
Yes, that’s so sad. The loser’s girlfriend is just a loser herself. One day she caught him jerking off to my ignore line and when she picked up the phone of course all she could hear was me chatting on the other line with my friend. The cum slut started screaming at me thinking I was listening to her and yet all I could hear was the woman yelping like a wounded dog. So sad, too bad. I mean come on, had I caught my “man” on the phone with someone like me I would have ripped off his balls with my bare hands and served them to him for dinner, but she didn’t. She just put her tail between her legs like a good little ho and forgave him.
Little does she know that he calls me ALL THE TIME. LOL He bought her a tiny little $25.00 silver necklace for Christmas and she thought it was the sweetest little thing. How do I know? The loser told me. He called me on my regular line and spent fifty bucks just to try and brag about it, but I think he did it just to hear me laugh. What a joke. Had he put that tiny little thing under the tree for me I would have kicked him out on his ass. It was quaint – kind of like his dick.