Well today was a fun day on the phones. I had a lot of calls that some like to call phone sex. I personally like to call them loser sissy fag cuckold dick sucker calls.

Seriously, why do they even call this phonesex? They call us and we get to laugh and have a lot of fun.

What? You called to get fucked? LOL OMG I don’t think so. You see, there are vanilla phone sex girls and there are submissive phone sex girls. Most of those girls will have fun doing all these nasty things with you. I enjoy making you do things that you will regret in the morning except that it is your fantasy and I enjoy making you wonder just WHY you did it.

For example, I told one guy today to stroke himself with a celery stick and he did it! What a dork. I wanted him to put peanut butter on it, but he didn’t have any. Tomorrow I might make someone do something else just as silly or crazy. Why? Because I have the power to do it, that’s why.

The other day I told one to pay me for the privilege for him to go buy a pair of panties. He did. He stuck a nice little tribute in my account and then went to buy some panties. Nice.