Oh dear. I had a call the other day from a cocksucking whore who had been buying my cocksucking assignments but none of my training pieces. He admitted to me that he would go into the glory holes and suck dick, but none of the men would cum. So I asked him to describe to me what he was doing.

From what he explained it sound like he was pretending to be a vacuum cleaner! He would kneel down and just start sucking–and hard! I asked him if he had ever had his sucked before and he said yes. So then I asked him if she actually sucked it and he said, “Well no.”

DUH!

I had to laugh, and you all know that I did laugh pretty hard at him. I explained to him how to do it yet once again and hopefully this time he’ll get it right. I don’t know if he has done it yet because he hasn’t called again yet. Maybe he’s too embarrassed or maybe one of the guys finally got sick of the guy sucking down his meat that he got slugged with a fist or something. I don’t know.

Doesn’t sucking dick come naturally? It’s like you’re a power-vac trying to get all the pieces of dirt out of the carpet or cum out of the penis. LOL Please! Do it right.

I swear many of these callers are just pathetic losers waiting to explode. I get a call from Neal today who wanted to try and convince me that he’s not a loser cuckold and that he wants to have sex with me. Right. He said that I’m so beautiful that I just can’t possibly deny his dick pleasure. WTF?

Well, after teasing the loser for awhile and making him ready to burst I start telling him how I’ve brought my boyfriend in for the fun and this dick is all going for it. I then start to tell him how he’s going to make us very happy and he’s so into the conversation that he goes right along with everything I say still thinking that he’s going to get laid.

No way, pal. Right when he thinks that I’m going to fuck him, my boyfriend just squirts it all over his face. OOOOHHH NOOOOOO! He gave in. He sucked cock. He said yes! Then he begged me to continue and I laughed and started talking about something else totally irrelevant until it led on to a topic on sex where he got all excited again. Did I let him finish? HELL NO! Right when I knew he was going to blow from just talking about what my body looked like I stopped and changed the subject.

I have met some pathetic losers in my life, but this Neal guy really did it. The call went on forever until he was so frustrated that he finally did it right when I started talking about sucking that big black cock again. I wonder what he thinks now when he sees those monster dicks?

I have a cuckold who calls and does nothing more than want me to tell him how much his body builder boyfriend loves to have him down on his knees worshiping him.

How pathetic is that? Very! I know those nice, strong muscles really do drive some guys crazy, but are you going to get really gay about it? Fag like even? Do you friends know that you adore big, strong, muscular men and when you go into the gym that you just might be eyeing some of these other men and making yourself so obvious that everyone notices and maybe even your friends notice that you crave those thick curves of their arms and chest?

How pathetic are you? I know what I want to do. I want to tell everyone all about it. In fact, I was so curious about this fetish that I asked a bi-sexual friend of mine and he said that yes, he adored body builders too and the he was afraid someone would out him. Well, I did. LOL! We were in a bar and some guy with huge arms walked by and I said, “Hey, my friend wants to you to fuck him.”

The guy’s jaw dropped and then he smiled. He came over and sat down with us. I think he was trying to pick up on me, but I showed him no interested whatsoever. Since I paid him no attention, he got closer to my friend and soon they left together. I swear I should be a matchmaker! I wonder where they went? I never asked. Little did he know that my friend was also a cocksucker. Imagine that!

I do love it when my bodybuilder lover calls though. He gets all into the size and the curve of the muscles. He actually gasps when I say certain things. It’s so funny to press his buttons!

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 So I’m sitting here enjoying my breakfast when I get a new NiteFlirt call. I answer, thinking it is going to be Jerry again with one of his crazy cuckold fantasies and instead it is this loser’s wife! She starts laying into me like I’m the one spending off of her money and dialing the phone for her poor pathetic husband who can’t keep his dick in his pants.

I let her go on and on for about 20 minutes because you know, she is paying me per the minute (LOL) and when she finished I started busting out laughing. I mean come on, how often is it that I get accused of being someone’s girlfriend and having phone sex with a husband?

I ask the bimbo what she thinks her husband has been doing all this time that they’re not fucking and she screamed that I should use such language with her and then, after she calms down a bit, she tells me that he is obviously fucking me and that I’m a prostitute and she is going to call the cops on me.

Well, after laughing a bunch more I stopped and told her that if she had any ability to think at all she would see this is a phone sex site and it is not illegal and in fact, it is constitutionally protected by the First Amendment and I’m not the one spending the money, he is, and maybe she should take it up with him.

She stops for a moment then asks if we fucked on the phone. I told her no, that I don’t fuck customers over the phone and that is for sluts. And she says then what do you talk about? At first I thought I would let it go and tell her to ask him, but then I remembered the loser didn’t finish his last assignment and he owed me a tribute that he promised he would give me and I said if he didn’t pay it that I would tell his wife. Oooh. Perfect timing. I proceeded to tell her that her husband wanted nothing more than to have her watch him suck a big huge dick while she masturbated in the corner. She started screaming at me. OK whatever.

I said, “Scream at me all you want honey, but you’re the one paying me $2.99 per minute to do so. You have the power to hang up.”

The dumb bitch sits there yelling for 20 more minutes. OMG she as much as a loser as her husband!

Believe me, your secret is not safe with me if you don’t follow my instructions. If your wife calls me and you’re so pathetic that you can’t even follow a simple rule then she is going to know everything about your pathetic life. I love blackmailing losers who can’t do the right thing, especially if that blackmail includes the one you’re trying to hide from the most.

I made a nice pretty chunk of cash after that call this morning. And yes, he did call me from his cell phone later. He went and bought a disposable one with a prepaid credit card. I hope she reads this and figures it out. I’ll be laughing my ass off all the way to the bank!

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Here you are again, wondering what it’s like to watch your wife get fucked while you sit there pounding that little sickening stump of a dick. I’m really surprised you haven’t squeezed it off yet because all you ever think about is your wife getting laid by someone with a dick bigger than yours. Then you call me and you have to tell me all about it because no one else will listen to you. Of course, I only listen because you’re paying me to and even then I laugh at your pathetic attempt at trying to be a man.

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You’re not a man, you’re a mouse. Realize it. Understand it. You suddenly realize that no one is going to sleep with you because of your pin dick so you resort to the realization that you have to accept it.  It’s really revolting that you would even considering sleeping with a woman and trying to use that little stump for such a task!

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Once you realize that you’re not man enough for me or any of my friend which includes your wife then you just have to ask yourself Am I Gay?. Are you? Does having such a small penis make you a bottom? It certainly doesn’t make you a top. You must be a bottom boy and what that means that not even a gay man wants you to have sex with him unless he’s on top. That’s pretty sad. I guess it just means that you are destined to jerk off all by yourself and get humiliated daily. Does it?

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And what would you do then if you caught your wife cheating on you? Would you continue to jerk that little stump? Because you know that she doesn’t want some cuckold loser trying to fuck her.

I personally think that you would just walk in, sit down and start fapping it, but that’s just me. Maybe I’m wrong. LOL I doubt it. I know men like you and you’re really, really pathetic!

Well hello my boy toys. I hope Friday is treating you well. It has been treating me extremely well as I’ve been pampered by my cuckold all day long. He has been slaving away helping me get this fun little game ready for you and now we’re done.

Today we’re going to play a little word game. A fetish word game. You, being the loser you are, are going to pick your favorite fetish word from the list on the game ticket and then follow the directions given to you.

No one loses. Well, except you WILL lose that hard earned cash that drops into My bank account. Each time you buy you will receive a picture and a *sweet* little quip. Each time you spell out a word on the list you will win an mp3 and a nasty little bit from me.

Are you ready to play? Good. Buy the entry ticket below.

I’ve been having a lot of fun tweeting and humiliating some of you losers out there. Even some of the guys who claim to be hot, hung, and ready can be really pathetic. Just as my humiliatrix princess friend Mindy with whom I chat with a lot on Twitter. The losers line right up and try to fall at her feet. It really is a hilarious show.

It would be a great idea for you to follow us on twitter to watch the show of losers who beg for attention. They say the damnedest things that make you laugh. Of course, giving them any sort attention is just simply acknowledging they exist so we shrug them off like a piece of lint on a shoulder.

I have gorgeous feet. They’re size 7 1/2 and well maintained. I pamper them with lavender bath salts and cherry cream lotion. I get a pedicure every two weeks and have them painted with a gloss or color every time.

It’s no wonder why you men worship them. Whenever I wear my stockings and 8″ pumps you go nuts. I have men staring at my feet when I’m barefoot and when I’m wearing sexy stilettos. When I have a new date, he runs his fingers across them, up and down the bottom of them and kisses each one of my toes.

And you know what? I love it. I enjoy every moment of a foot worship session. I press the bottom of my feet to his cheeks and his lips. He kisses my toes then licks the ball of my foot. He tries hard to put my toes in his mouth and we laugh when he realizes what a fool he looks like.

Then I kick him away so he has to wait for yet another day.

I know that you imagine what the big black cock of my various BBC boyfriends actually look like. Not too many of them are into taking pictures for you losers because they’re not a bunch of male sluts wanting to get their faces out there, yet every-so-often I date one who likes to show off his big dick. If you were my cuckold then you would know because so many cuckolds are always snooping around when my lovers come over.

I’ve made a game where you’re not allowed to squirt until you see that big black cock. You can’t blow your load until you find it and when you see the hot pictures of me, you just might blow it. If you do blow before you finish the game then you have to pay a tribute, but if you find that BBC first then you get to see the glorious hot cock before you. Oh, and when you do find it then be sure to tell me so I can send you a hot mp3.

Come and play the BBC Game. Now.