I just get all giddy when I talk about my favorite blackmail mp3s. Why? Because the power of it all makes me so excited and yes, a little bit wet. There, I said it. Are you happy? I constantly get calls from pets asking me if watching them suck dick makes me wet. No, it makes me laugh. It makes me want to abuse you even more. What does make me wet and want to abuse your wallet more? Milking money from your bank account.
It’s no secret that I love to bitch slap men with the reality that any extra money they make in life really should be handed over to Me. When they get cocky and try to be a little bit alpha, I just have to snap my fingers and remind them that it isn’t going to work with me. I’m not their meek wife who asks for cash when she spends it. No, I demand the cash and get it anyway. Most times I don’t even need to ask, it is just handed over to me anyway.
While I’m at it, I love a bit of mind fuckery with you pets and by buying my favorite blackmail mp3s you will get a little taste of the mind fuckery I enjoy giving. Mind fucked and cash fucked is where a man like you belongs. Your hands open, handing me your hard earned and interest earned cash while I enjoy the better things in life. This is why your wife buys Burberry and I buy Louis Vuitton because I’m worth more. Period. While I’m dancing in my Vendome spikes and she’s tromping around in her Adidas tennies I’m sure you’re thinking about my red tipped toes more than her sweaty socks. Even so, my sweaty socks from jogging probably even smell better.
In fact, you need to put that woman on a diet and there isn’t a better way than just taking her food budget away from her and adding that to my account as well. That way your fat cow of a wife can lose weight and maybe be able to please you again. LOL I doubt it. She doesn’t have a penis.