I laughed when I snapped a pic of this syrup jar. It remember me of some of those little tiny button dick guys who call me for a bit of small penis humiliation. I mean serious, it isn’t more than a couple of inches long and the tiny little head, well, it’s so picturesque of you little 4-inch men. Read more »

I knew it was going to be the start of a good year. I have been non-stop on the phone and enjoying every moment of it. As a celebration Gus the Bull and I went out for drinks and to a little swinger party. Before the party we had a little get together at our place so submissive cuckold sean was at home cleaning up the mess. LOL That’s really about all he’s good for is cleaning up messes. Read more »

Some of you have access to my wishlist and I received a present from one person a nice, fat amazon.com gift card. The amount was HUGE! I bet his dick was wishing it was huge too while he filled it out, but the poor guy has just a wee little stump that could never amount to what the card is worth. LOL I have so many fun things that I’m looking at buying with it. Maybe a nice new television for my room or a Gucci bag. Yes, it’s for that much. Hmmm…what to do? I need to think of something huge and spectacular so I can rub it in his girlfriend’s face the next time she catches him on the phone with me.

Yes, that’s so sad. The loser’s girlfriend is just a loser herself. One day she caught him jerking off to my ignore line and when she picked up the phone of course all she could hear was me chatting on the other line with my friend. The cum slut started screaming at me thinking I was listening to her and yet all I could hear was the woman yelping like a wounded dog. So sad, too bad. I mean come on, had I caught my “man” on the phone with someone like me I would have ripped off his balls with my bare hands and served them to him for dinner, but she didn’t. She just put her tail between her legs like a good little ho and forgave him.

Little does she know that he calls me ALL THE TIME. LOL He bought her a tiny little $25.00 silver necklace for Christmas and she thought it was the sweetest little thing. How do I know? The loser told me. He called me on my regular line and spent fifty bucks just to try and brag about it, but I think he did it just to hear me laugh. What a joke. Had he put that tiny little thing under the tree for me I would have kicked him out on his ass. It was quaint – kind of like his dick.

I’m so glad it’s the holiday. Why? Because not only did I get to enjoy the gorgeous presents the Bull and sissy sean gave me, but I finally got to change these nasty underwear. LOL

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I found the perfect condom for submissive sean. His cock is so tiny that it’s hard to find anything that fits him. Well, it’s not like I let him do anything anyway, but sometimes I just don’t want his hand jobs to get messy so I make him wear a condom.

Check these out:

Aren’t those just the cutest little things? Little tiny condoms for men with rice dicks. LOL ROFL I bet he’ll have a hard time putting them on though. He already goes up and down like a wind sock so I’m sure it will fly off every-so-often. Poor mushroom stump can’t even keep it up for every long.

I had to give a swimming lesson to the men at the club the other day and I’m not sure if I’ll do it again. All of these men were wearing tiny little swim shorts and showing off their goods. Most were pretty well hung, but there was one guy around 35ish who wouldn’t move his hands away from the front of his body.

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I just bought some sexy 6-inch heels today. They’re open-toe and black leather. The heels are nice 6-inch stilettos that can ease away any knot in a back with careful pressure. Just ask submissive sean. Read more »

No, my cuckold sean didn’t fill the Mandingo Bull’s stocking with anything really naughty. Had he filled it that way, Gus would have went crazy on him. We have all of our stockings hanging over the fireplace from smallest to largest. Read more »

Are you worthy to call and talk sex with me? Or, are you like the others where you must call my loser line? Losers might get to do small things like clean my toes with their tongues or clean me up after the worthy one and I finish some massive hardcore sex. Read more »

Having a hard time holding that tiny little dick of yours? I bet your hands are way too big. Hell, even my hands are going to be too big for that little wanker.

I had one guy call me today who was just so shy about the size of his little teeny weeny button dick that he didn’t even want to talk at first then he spilled the beans. He told me how small it was and how he couldn’t even get his wife fulfilled to even the smallest orgasm. Is that even fair to her?

What is your wee little button like? lol I bet you’re too chicken to call and tell me. At least prove me wrong there.

Call me and tell me all about it.