I used to have this boyfriend back in the day who would write me love letters all the time and brag about his monster cock. We would end up writing these stories back and forth for weeks because we had a long distance relationship.
Then we got together and at that magical moment when he decided to show me his dick I about died. That “Monster Cock” he always bragged about was this short, stumpy little thing. It didn’t even have a shaft when it was soft, just a button of a head and when it was hard it couldn’t have been more than 3-inches long!
I was appalled! The relationship obviously didn’t last and that button dick made me crack up all the time. Yes, it really was a “button dick”. That so-called monster cock he said was 8 inches and thick ended up being a short, little, tiny, itty bitty pin dick.
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