I love getting the calls from the little dick losers who think their small penis is all that. You see, most of the calls I get are from cocksucking closet fags who can’t go on in life telling friends and family that they dream of long, hard dicks to suck so they call me and tell me about it instead. I’m their best friend when it comes to telling secrets, and that’s ok!

What cracks me up though are calls like the one I just had. If you’re going to brag about how big you like the cocks and then tell me that your dick is just a few inches don’t get offended that I’m going to laugh in your face. You set yourself up for it. It’s called Small Penis Humiliation or SPH for those who don’t know any better. When you tell me it’s only a couple of inches long I’m going to laugh. Get over it. LOL

I love those big black cock calls because I love talking about how big those dicks are. Mmm I can just imagine one now where it’s so thick and long. I know that you want to just put your lips around it for me. lol You just can’t help yourself.

Well, I have this one caller who loves to talk about his wife and how she goes out and fucks some BBC while he watches a bigblackcock video. Then he always calls me and tells me about how he gets all nasty and turned on by it. Eventually, the secrets come out. He tells me how he wants to worship that dick that’s screwing his wife and titty fucking her. Soon he tells me how he wants to suck it! LOL It’s really hard not to laugh, but he usually likes it when I do anyway because he feels so humiliated by it.

I just spoke to him a few minutes ago and he told me how he loves to get off when I tell him to suck it. It was so pathetic. HAHA I’m sure he’s got a dildo he just shoves right in his mouth is a totally huge dick. You know what I mean?

Yes, you silly man. I can’t believe that you’re calling me and crying because you, as an LDL, don’t understand that your wife is fucking around on you with a another man trying to have his baby. Read more »

Well here we are. I’m finally putting up cumspot’s pretty little panties picture up on the blog. The loser has been begging me to do it for weeks now, but you know what? I’m a little amused by him. He went off to the Caribbean with his wife and is begging to get her laid by a Big Bull. Read more »

I went on a little vacation for a few days. The weather was warm and the Bull was delicious. We went skinny dipping in the pool at night and then fucked all night long.

I know cuckold sean watched us from the window because I could see his hand jerking up and down on that clitty dick. It didn’t stop us from putting on a show though. The dork was still hard when we walked in from our massive sex at the pool and he actually got on his knees at one point and begged for a creampie. It was when he stopped begging when I allowed him to lick the juices from my pussy, but that was the last day of vacation and I made him wait all week just to get his desert. LOL

Why did I do that? Because he deserved it. Had he not whined and begged I might have let him get a taste of my cum drenched snatch, but he begged and that isn’t allowed.

The Bull and I made him pay for the entire trip including the drinks and meals. I think he enjoyed it though because I could see his little pin dick perk up whenever he pulled out that credit card.

I knew it was going to be the start of a good year. I have been non-stop on the phone and enjoying every moment of it. As a celebration Gus the Bull and I went out for drinks and to a little swinger party. Before the party we had a little get together at our place so submissive cuckold sean was at home cleaning up the mess. LOL That’s really about all he’s good for is cleaning up messes. Read more »

What a good submissive cuckold I have. Gus went out to get some steak for dinner and sean is peeling the potatoes for mashed potatoes. I think I’m going to make him do the mashing as well. I just had my nails done today and I don’t want to break any of them. LOL

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Oh that silly cuckold sean. He bought me a vibrating and heating neck and shoulder massager as a gift. It’s nice, but I prefer his warm hands over the massager so I told him he could use it while he’s taking care of my back.

What did the little loser do with it? LOL OMG I caught him SITTING ON IT the other night. It has a little bump in the front and he was almost shoving that up his ass. I guess it felt really good because that little rice dick was as hard as a rock.

Now if he thinks I’m ever going to put that thing on my neck he’s in sane, but I’m wondering if that was his plan all along because he loves the thing. He puts it all over his body and rolls all over it sometimes. It’s not very quiet and the Mandingo Bull and I just laugh when we hear it buzzing.

What a silly cuckold he is!

I found the perfect condom for submissive sean. His cock is so tiny that it’s hard to find anything that fits him. Well, it’s not like I let him do anything anyway, but sometimes I just don’t want his hand jobs to get messy so I make him wear a condom.

Check these out:

Aren’t those just the cutest little things? Little tiny condoms for men with rice dicks. LOL ROFL I bet he’ll have a hard time putting them on though. He already goes up and down like a wind sock so I’m sure it will fly off every-so-often. Poor mushroom stump can’t even keep it up for every long.

It was submissive sean’s first day out after having to wash all the walls and I wanted to give him a little surprise. I was standing behind the curtains in the bedroom with my naked Mandingo Bull Gus next to me. I told sean to come over and kneel. Well, when he did I told him to put his finger through the curtain but DO NOT look.

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