I find it so amusing that you are such a little fool for me You thought that I might date you and give you a chance if you hit me up at the bar, and by the way I was flirting with you from across the room you really thought I would. As you stepped closer to me the realization of me never giving you a minute of my time rattled your brain.

Of course, I didn’t and you just can’t stand it. That’s why you go home and masturbate that pathetic thing you call a dick. LOL

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Guys Should NEVER Send Me Their Pics

Guys should never send me their pictures. Andre sent me his pic and then realized he didn’t have enough money to get it removed from my site after the face and per the agreement, he really should have. Since it was such a boring picture, this one went on my blog, texted to my friends, put on craigslist, and ultimately since he still claimed he didn’t have enough cash I texted it to his WIFE! Oh that went over well LOL

Click the image below to find out what I did to his picture before it went VIRAL

!!! Just in – he offered me a very sweet deal to take it down so it’s no longer available. Snooze you lose!

Ah yes, those who love to wear girlie things and love to get humiliated but pretend to not want to be. Bikini Boy is one of those. A little scared to tell me what he wants and eventually decides to let it all out. I got him to wear his favorite two piece and tell me all about those cock sucking fantasies.

It’s amazing the information you can get out of adult men when you have pictures of their faces. I chose to not post the picture of his face here, although it might have been fun watching him squirm for hours wondering how and where it was cached on google.

I used to have this boyfriend back in the day who would write me love letters all the time and brag about his monster cock. We would end up writing these stories back and forth for weeks because we had a long distance relationship.

Then we got together and at that magical moment when he decided to show me his dick I about died. That “Monster Cock” he always bragged about was this short, stumpy little thing. It didn’t even have a shaft when it was soft, just a button of a head and when it was hard it couldn’t have been more than 3-inches long!

I was appalled! The relationship obviously didn’t last and that button dick made me crack up all the time. Yes, it really was a “button dick”. That so-called monster cock he said was 8 inches and thick ended up being a short, little, tiny, itty bitty pin dick.

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I’m going to tell you why I enjoy cuckold phone sex. I used to be this sweet, fun girl in college who had a serious boyfriend. Even though I had always been a huge, teasing flirt he was my first and I was really faithful until one evening when we were drinking with his friend Moses at a party. We all went up to the room and were drunk off of our asses. Glenn passed out in the chair and Moses and I started making out. Honestly, I had never felt a dick as big or hard as Moses’s dick and I JUST HAD to see it.

When my boyfriend awoke from his short nap he watched me stroke that huge dick and was so humiliated that his face turned beat red. I wanted to stop, but then he begged me to continue as he pulled out his pin dick and started jerking it. He was crying and thumping at the same time and was telling me how painful it was to see me do it.

Honestly, I enjoyed it. I always felt his little stump was too small and he always bragged about it being so big. I pointed that dick toward him, sucked it, and fucked it right there while he came. Afterward he told me how humiliated he was and it felt so good.

We broke up later on, but I’ve never had another relationship where I didn’t cuckold my boyfriend. In fact, I prefer it that way. Cuckold phone sex reminds me of that time and how it made him feel. I like to make you feel that way too.

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I’ve been having a lot of fun tweeting and humiliating some of you losers out there. Even some of the guys who claim to be hot, hung, and ready can be really pathetic. Just as my humiliatrix princess friend Mindy with whom I chat with a lot on Twitter. The losers line right up and try to fall at her feet. It really is a hilarious show.

It would be a great idea for you to follow us on twitter to watch the show of losers who beg for attention. They say the damnedest things that make you laugh. Of course, giving them any sort attention is just simply acknowledging they exist so we shrug them off like a piece of lint on a shoulder.

What is cuckold phone sex anyway? You call me and I pretend to be your wife while I cheat on you behind your back? Then you realize one day that I’m no longer sleeping with you and that I have new shoes and lingerie. You’re a little jealous of my pretty new panties and matching bra.

Of course you don’t say anything so you decide to follow me when I leave that night. You see me sit down to dinner with a handsome black man about twice your size and you watch while we hold hands and kiss. Your mouth drops open as you watch me hand him your credit card to pay for dinner. Your fists ball up and the tears burn in your eyes, but suddenly your dick gets incredibly hard when you notice his hand on my thigh moving up toward my pussy.

And then it hits you. The last time we had sex I was so wet that you thought it was me getting very excited over you, but now you wonder if I had been with him. You unzip your jeans as you think about him spreading my legs and putting his big black cock inside of me, stretching me and cumming inside.

You can’t help but to get hard. You suddenly want me more than ever and yet you know that you’ll never have me again.

Call me. Let’s chat about it.

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