So I’m sitting here enjoying my breakfast when I get a new NiteFlirt call. I answer, thinking it is going to be Jerry again with one of his crazy cuckold fantasies and instead it is this loser’s wife! She starts laying into me like I’m the one spending off of her money and dialing the phone for her poor pathetic husband who can’t keep his dick in his pants.

I let her go on and on for about 20 minutes because you know, she is paying me per the minute (LOL) and when she finished I started busting out laughing. I mean come on, how often is it that I get accused of being someone’s girlfriend and having phone sex with a husband?

I ask the bimbo what she thinks her husband has been doing all this time that they’re not fucking and she screamed that I should use such language with her and then, after she calms down a bit, she tells me that he is obviously fucking me and that I’m a prostitute and she is going to call the cops on me.

Well, after laughing a bunch more I stopped and told her that if she had any ability to think at all she would see this is a phone sex site and it is not illegal and in fact, it is constitutionally protected by the First Amendment and I’m not the one spending the money, he is, and maybe she should take it up with him.

She stops for a moment then asks if we fucked on the phone. I told her no, that I don’t fuck customers over the phone and that is for sluts. And she says then what do you talk about? At first I thought I would let it go and tell her to ask him, but then I remembered the loser didn’t finish his last assignment and he owed me a tribute that he promised he would give me and I said if he didn’t pay it that I would tell his wife. Oooh. Perfect timing. I proceeded to tell her that her husband wanted nothing more than to have her watch him suck a big huge dick while she masturbated in the corner. She started screaming at me. OK whatever.

I said, “Scream at me all you want honey, but you’re the one paying me $2.99 per minute to do so. You have the power to hang up.”

The dumb bitch sits there yelling for 20 more minutes. OMG she as much as a loser as her husband!

Believe me, your secret is not safe with me if you don’t follow my instructions. If your wife calls me and you’re so pathetic that you can’t even follow a simple rule then she is going to know everything about your pathetic life. I love blackmailing losers who can’t do the right thing, especially if that blackmail includes the one you’re trying to hide from the most.

I made a nice pretty chunk of cash after that call this morning. And yes, he did call me from his cell phone later. He went and bought a disposable one with a prepaid credit card. I hope she reads this and figures it out. I’ll be laughing my ass off all the way to the bank!

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Here you are again, wondering what it’s like to watch your wife get fucked while you sit there pounding that little sickening stump of a dick. I’m really surprised you haven’t squeezed it off yet because all you ever think about is your wife getting laid by someone with a dick bigger than yours. Then you call me and you have to tell me all about it because no one else will listen to you. Of course, I only listen because you’re paying me to and even then I laugh at your pathetic attempt at trying to be a man.

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You’re not a man, you’re a mouse. Realize it. Understand it. You suddenly realize that no one is going to sleep with you because of your pin dick so you resort to the realization that you have to accept it.  It’s really revolting that you would even considering sleeping with a woman and trying to use that little stump for such a task!

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Once you realize that you’re not man enough for me or any of my friend which includes your wife then you just have to ask yourself Am I Gay?. Are you? Does having such a small penis make you a bottom? It certainly doesn’t make you a top. You must be a bottom boy and what that means that not even a gay man wants you to have sex with him unless he’s on top. That’s pretty sad. I guess it just means that you are destined to jerk off all by yourself and get humiliated daily. Does it?

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And what would you do then if you caught your wife cheating on you? Would you continue to jerk that little stump? Because you know that she doesn’t want some cuckold loser trying to fuck her.

I personally think that you would just walk in, sit down and start fapping it, but that’s just me. Maybe I’m wrong. LOL I doubt it. I know men like you and you’re really, really pathetic!

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 Do you know what your wife did today while you were working?

I find it amusing knowing that you want to date me. The first time you asked me out I was nice and just said that I had plans yet you kept on asking me. Then somehow you managed to get my phone number and you kept on calling me. Well you know what? I got tired of having to deal with you so I figured if I went out with you once you would leave me alone afterward. That is why I ditched you at the bar and decided to go home with that big black guy. You know, the one that I was fucking when you walked in on us?

I’ve decided that it’s time to let everyone know what a pathetic loser you can be. Remember when you called me and cried? Well, I recorded my side of the call just for this day. I want everyone to hear about what happened so I’m selling our conversation to all the losers like you. You know, the ones who think that think they’re going to get some pussy out of me and find out that I’d rather have a nice big black cock fucking me?

I had a caller who loves trance music and who is also a little 2-inch dick loser. I wrote him a little song based on our call. I think you’ll have some fun with it. Maybe I’ll turn it into the alternative radio station here in the Bay Area. lol Well, I would if they were still independent, but they were bought out by a big company. Oh well. Long live Internet radio!

Had some guy call today begging me to fuck him over the phone claiming he had a “big dick”. Yeah right. I told him that if he really had a big cock then he would be calling the sex line and not the cuckold line. Still, he continued to beg. Then he had the nerve to tell me he wasn’t begging?

What a loser.

He finally hung up when he realized that I wasn’t going to fuck him over the phone. I mean seriously, what a pathetic worm. Then he continued to tell me how beautiful I was. I was laugh my ass off. I bet he didn’t even have a big dick and just got off on hearing the word NO.

The girls and I are out dancing. I brought my iPhone so you could ride around in my little hidden garter belt under my little black dress that I’m wearing for New Year’s Eve 2010. Be a pathetic loser and call my ignore line then it will vibrate on my leg. I’ll pick it up and you can go back in and listen to the music and dance with my friends and I. LOL loser, what a good cuckold you are. Now back into My garter and stockings and don’t bitch about it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I have the giggles tonight. Mostly because I’ve had a blast ignoring a couple of pathetic losers on My Ignore Line.