I had a caller who loves trance music and who is also a little 2-inch dick loser. I wrote him a little song based on our call. I think you’ll have some fun with it. Maybe I’ll turn it into the alternative radio station here in the Bay Area. lol Well, I would if they were still independent, but they were bought out by a big company. Oh well. Long live Internet radio!

The time has come for me to redesign my niteflirt pages. So, while sitting on an ignore line call I prettied up a new template and make it picture perfect. I also added some naughty little pictures of me that you can buy for just a buck each. I’ll add more as time goes on.

I have to update all my listings with the template and that is going to be fun. I guess I’ll spend my day doing that tomorrow while my silly cuckold slave does all the housework. Oh, speaking of submissive sean I told him he had to wear a chastity belt today. I caught him jerking off to some porn without permission so I bought him a new one and locked it up. That silly man, he should have known better. LOL Now he can try to get hard all he wants to but it isn’t going to make a bit of difference because there is no room to grow in that thing–not even for his tiny dick.

I’m not sure how long I’ll keep him in chastity though. I might wait a week and if he’s good then I’ll let him out. If not, then I might wait a month. I can’t wait for him to eat that creampie and get his panties in a wad trying to push through that chastity belt because it will drive him mad. HAHAHA Just what the loser is worth, too. I think he gets hard just thinking about all the denial though. Sad, but true.

Some of you have access to my wishlist and I received a present from one person a nice, fat amazon.com gift card. The amount was HUGE! I bet his dick was wishing it was huge too while he filled it out, but the poor guy has just a wee little stump that could never amount to what the card is worth. LOL I have so many fun things that I’m looking at buying with it. Maybe a nice new television for my room or a Gucci bag. Yes, it’s for that much. Hmmm…what to do? I need to think of something huge and spectacular so I can rub it in his girlfriend’s face the next time she catches him on the phone with me.

Yes, that’s so sad. The loser’s girlfriend is just a loser herself. One day she caught him jerking off to my ignore line and when she picked up the phone of course all she could hear was me chatting on the other line with my friend. The cum slut started screaming at me thinking I was listening to her and yet all I could hear was the woman yelping like a wounded dog. So sad, too bad. I mean come on, had I caught my “man” on the phone with someone like me I would have ripped off his balls with my bare hands and served them to him for dinner, but she didn’t. She just put her tail between her legs like a good little ho and forgave him.

Little does she know that he calls me ALL THE TIME. LOL He bought her a tiny little $25.00 silver necklace for Christmas and she thought it was the sweetest little thing. How do I know? The loser told me. He called me on my regular line and spent fifty bucks just to try and brag about it, but I think he did it just to hear me laugh. What a joke. Had he put that tiny little thing under the tree for me I would have kicked him out on his ass. It was quaint – kind of like his dick.

I have the perfect present for my cuckold. He loves to watch strap-on movies and get teased with the big black cock so I thought when he was sharpening pencils for my office that he could use the Butt Sharpener. Here’s a picture of it:

What a way to strap it on! lol

I think he’s going to have a lot of fun with this one. The loser will probably break pencils when he’s doing his work from home just so he can use it and pretend he’s the butt sharpener because he just loves to play with big strap-ons. I can just see it now: Mistress, may i sharpen Your pencils again?

He’ll probably try something stupid like shoving his dick in it. Fortunately for him, his dick is way to small for it to hurt him.

I have the giggles tonight. Mostly because I’ve had a blast ignoring a couple of pathetic losers on My ignore line.