Your Wife is Cuckolding You Again
Here you are sitting at home again, and where is your wife? She’s out fucking around on you because you’re so pathetic. Remember how I taught her how to do it? Well, now she’s taking full advantage of it. I think you’ll end up at the end of the night with me on the phone and a hot cream pie between your lips because that is what a man like you deserves while your wife is out getting fucked.
You’re a Drunk Fucking Sunk
You’re such a drunk, pathetic loser. While you drink I’m going to clean out your wallet and make it all mine. Go get that bottle of booze and be the man that you know you are. Drink up and pay me all night long. That’s right, I want you to max out every card you have on me while you get shit faced and you can’t remember anything that you told me.

Friday the 13th is Just Another Day for a Loser Like You
Friday the13th is just another day for a loser like you. Some people believe in fairy tales, but why should you when you’re already the most humiliated loser on the planet that your wife fucks your boss and you can’t even get ahead on any day let alone Friday the 13th.
