I laughed when I snapped a pic of this syrup jar. It remember me of some of those little tiny button dick guys who call me for a bit of small penis humiliation. I mean serious, it isn’t more than a couple of inches long and the tiny little head, well, it’s so picturesque of you little 4-inch men. Read more »

I found the perfect condom for submissive sean. His cock is so tiny that it’s hard to find anything that fits him. Well, it’s not like I let him do anything anyway, but sometimes I just don’t want his hand jobs to get messy so I make him wear a condom.

Check these out:

Aren’t those just the cutest little things? Little tiny condoms for men with rice dicks. LOL ROFL I bet he’ll have a hard time putting them on though. He already goes up and down like a wind sock so I’m sure it will fly off every-so-often. Poor mushroom stump can’t even keep it up for every long.

I just bought some sexy 6-inch heels today. They’re open-toe and black leather. The heels are nice 6-inch stilettos that can ease away any knot in a back with careful pressure. Just ask submissive sean. Read more »

Are you worthy to call and talk sex with me? Or, are you like the others where you must call my loser line? Losers might get to do small things like clean my toes with their tongues or clean me up after the worthy one and I finish some massive hardcore sex. Read more »

No, it’s not a man-dog, not even close. A Mandingo is a black man with a large cock who loves to fuck hotwives, you know the women who cuckold their sorry ass button dick husbands who can’t please them in bed.

So, what is it about the cock of a Mandingo that is so delicious? Personally, I think it’s the size. I’m not one to play the race card, what a person is inside is what a person is. However, cock size doesn’t lie. I’ve known very few white men who have a cock bigger than 7 inches and Mandingos seem to have it all.

LOL Who would have thought that my phrase button dick that I use to describe a worthless little worm of a penis in a cute, seductive way would have made it into the urban dictionary?

Now come on boys, those who love to be called button or button dick when I laugh at that small, pathetic little wanker of yours be sure to give it a thumbs up here so that we can have best phrase on the site.