Are you a grown man with a penis the size of a peanut? What the hell is wrong with that tiny little dick of yours? And OMG what do you do? It’s not like you can have sex with that big huge belly hanging over it. So come on fatty, what do you say? I’m sure you’ve heard that things don’t grow in the shade and you’re living proof.

Listen to my mp3 about your tiny little penis and your BIG FAT BELLY. All inspired by the last loser who wanted to pick up on me. He was such a pathetic joke! LOL

OMG that disgusting tiny little dick is not 8 inches long you freak!

This last call some loser tried to convince me he was 8 inches long so I told him to take a picture and send it to me on niteflirt. That little tiny worm dick was NOT 8 inches long. I know what 8-inches looks like because my boyfriend Gus’s is 9 inches long. That thing was a teenie weanie little button dick only about 3 inches long and so thin it could fit through a soda bottle. What a pathetic little worm! Listen to the call and laugh at him with me.

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OK, I couldn’t help myself. For a short time you can view this here through YouTube or you can buy a copy of the MP3 for your ipod or computer. This is a clip from a small penis humiliation call. The guy sent me a picture of his tiny button dick and wanted me to tell him what I thought about it. Obviously his voice is dubbed over by electronics. Got a small dick? Then you can relate to this one. Got a big dick? Then you can laugh with me. hahaha.

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I love getting the calls from the little dick losers who think their small penis is all that. You see, most of the calls I get are from cocksucking closet fags who can’t go on in life telling friends and family that they dream of long, hard dicks to suck so they call me and tell me about it instead. I’m their best friend when it comes to telling secrets, and that’s ok!

What cracks me up though are calls like the one I just had. If you’re going to brag about how big you like the cocks and then tell me that your dick is just a few inches don’t get offended that I’m going to laugh in your face. You set yourself up for it. It’s called Small Penis Humiliation or SPH for those who don’t know any better. When you tell me it’s only a couple of inches long I’m going to laugh. Get over it. LOL

LOL Yes, that is what a caller told me over a very long and tedious PM on niteflirt. Don’t forget, he was the one who called because his little sissy butt can’t go out and find a job and he has to live off of his girlfriend because he’s so pathetic. And he tells me I have the problem? I could go into long detail about his note, but I won’t. I’ll just tell you, and I do this while laughing, that he said I must really be a nicer person when not on the phone but that I should read up on why I am the way that I am when I humiliate him so much that I get enjoyment out of it. (Yes, I do enjoy it.)

Then he calls me back again for more humiliation. hahaha Needless to say, I got a kick out of it.

Look, I enjoy making losers get their little sissy panties in a wad. I love telling them how it is and how brutally honest I am about it. You’re not going to find me drooling over a man with a 2″ dick wearing tight little pink sissy panties and to find one who doesn’t even work for a living is…omg…the cream of the crop. LOL Wow. At least most of the “men” I talk to can get their tiny marbles going in the right direction to work for a living and not live off their girlfriends.

I laughed when I snapped a pic of this syrup jar. It remember me of some of those little tiny button dick guys who call me for a bit of small penis humiliation. I mean serious, it isn’t more than a couple of inches long and the tiny little head, well, it’s so picturesque of you little 4-inch men. Read more »

I found the perfect condom for submissive sean. His cock is so tiny that it’s hard to find anything that fits him. Well, it’s not like I let him do anything anyway, but sometimes I just don’t want his hand jobs to get messy so I make him wear a condom.

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Aren’t those just the cutest little things? Little tiny condoms for men with rice dicks. LOL ROFL I bet he’ll have a hard time putting them on though. He already goes up and down like a wind sock so I’m sure it will fly off every-so-often. Poor mushroom stump can’t even keep it up for every long.

I just bought some sexy 6-inch heels today. They’re open-toe and black leather. The heels are nice 6-inch stilettos that can ease away any knot in a back with careful pressure. Just ask submissive sean. Read more »

Are you worthy to call and talk sex with me? Or, are you like the others where you must call my loser line? Losers might get to do small things like clean my toes with their tongues or clean me up after the worthy one and I finish some massive hardcore sex. Read more »

No, it’s not a man-dog, not even close. A Mandingo is a black man with a large cock who loves to fuck hotwives, you know the women who cuckold their sorry ass button dick husbands who can’t please them in bed.

So, what is it about the cock of a Mandingo that is so delicious? Personally, I think it’s the size. I’m not one to play the race card, what a person is inside is what a person is. However, cock size doesn’t lie. I’ve known very few white men who have a cock bigger than 7 inches and Mandingos seem to have it all.