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Well today was a fun day on the phones. I had a lot of calls that some like to call phone sex. I personally like to call them loser sissy fag cuckold dick sucker calls.

Seriously, why do they even call this phonesex? They call us and we get to laugh and have a lot of fun.

What? You called to get fucked? LOL OMG I don’t think so. You see, there are vanilla phone sex girls and there are submissive phone sex girls. Most of those girls will have fun doing all these nasty things with you. I enjoy making you do things that you will regret in the morning except that it is your fantasy and I enjoy making you wonder just WHY you did it.

For example, I told one guy today to stroke himself with a celery stick and he did it! What a dork. I wanted him to put peanut butter on it, but he didn’t have any. Tomorrow I might make someone do something else just as silly or crazy. Why? Because I have the power to do it, that’s why.

The other day I told one to pay me for the privilege for him to go buy a pair of panties. He did. He stuck a nice little tribute in my account and then went to buy some panties. Nice.

Of course I watch you on cam. Someone asked if I’d watch you on my ignore line. LOL Yes, but I don’t watch – I’ll ignore you. I do check in sometimes, but it’s not to see you it’s too see if the line is still active.

Buy my Yahoo ID:

Then call my ignore line and tell me who you are:

I know, you’re probably wondering why you have to be the housewife, but think of it this way – you’re not a housewife, you’re a mousewife. A man like you with a little button dick like that can’t possibly be in the position of making the rules. No, you need to embrace your feminine side.

When you call we will start the process of your transition toward my wife. I will help you pick out some pretty clothes such as stockings and shoes and that night we will have a coming out party where you meet my lover and our friends. Like a good wife you will dress appropriately and serve us then whatever comes after will happen

And yes she is! I had a nice chat with sissy chrissy today. She called to tell me how naughty she had been wanting to wear my yellow bra with pink dots. She had one too just like it and it really brought out her inner girl.

Now chrissy, we all know that you’re a sissy. We know that you like to take it in both ends while having fun. You know I slammed your arm down in the arm wrestling match because you’re just no match for me. Your task now? Be the cocksucking little slut that you were meant to be!

We’re going to bare it all and have some fun with you. I know you pretty sissy boys want to get all naked and clean. For our summer fun I want you to wax your pretty legs then send me a pic of those silky limbs. I’ll post your pic on my blog and the one that I like the best will get a gorgeous picture of me.

My lovely jessica is taking a sissy pill. What a pretty pretty girl. We’re going to watch while she transforms herself into a lovely, pretty slut.

The naughty cable boy came over today and fixed the problem with the cable modem but messed up my second phone line so now I’m waiting for the phone company slave to come over here and fix my office line which is why I’m not on today. I’ll figure something out so I can snap that sissy bra for you tonight panty bois

Someone asked me today what hours I’m on the phones. So, for this little reminder I’m going to tell you. You want to call me from 9 am Pacific until 2 pm Pacific and then from 7 pm Pacific until 11 pm. Sometimes I do turn on my phone during other hours, but these are the main times you will find me whipping men into shape. I do like to spend my early morning hours fucking the bull before he goes to work and then in the afternoons I like to take time to get my shopping done or visit the spa or I use my afternoon for coffee time with my friends or getting a manicure done. I can’t always be on the phone so if you want to talk to me it’s best to call during my normal hours.

I also do work writing stories and other things where I need to log off during my normal work times. If you find that I’m offline, I might just be busy for a few moments working on something else or getting a bite to eat. To find out if I’m on, just send me a Yahoo! IM. If you don’t have my Yahoo ID you can buy it with the button blow. I’ve also included a sexy pic for you:

Note that I don’t cam. I don’t want to cam nor do I enjoy it. I would rather watch you do my bidding on cam. I enjoy watching men get off on cam–especially while they’re doing nasty things for Me.

I’m listed at an awesome new topsite at Dominant-Divas because we all know that I’m very dominant and I love to humiliate you on all levels.

Now, I know that some of you don’t even know what a topsite is so I’ll explain. A group of hot Dominant Divas have put their banners on a website. You’re supposed to go to that website and vote for your favorite. Now, we all know your favorite Diva is me so click here to vote for Me. LOL

The other ladies on the list are very good at what they do as well. I believe this to be a quality topsite list with quality sites.