So I’m sitting here enjoying my breakfast when I get a new NiteFlirt call. I answer, thinking it is going to be Jerry again with one of his crazy cuckold fantasies and instead it is this loser’s wife! She starts laying into me like I’m the one spending off of her money and dialing the phone for her poor pathetic husband who can’t keep his dick in his pants.
I let her go on and on for about 20 minutes because you know, she is paying me per the minute (LOL) and when she finished I started busting out laughing. I mean come on, how often is it that I get accused of being someone’s girlfriend and having phone sex with a husband?
I ask the bimbo what she thinks her husband has been doing all this time that they’re not fucking and she screamed that I should use such language with her and then, after she calms down a bit, she tells me that he is obviously fucking me and that I’m a prostitute and she is going to call the cops on me.
Well, after laughing a bunch more I stopped and told her that if she had any ability to think at all she would see this is a phone sex site and it is not illegal and in fact, it is constitutionally protected by the First Amendment and I’m not the one spending the money, he is, and maybe she should take it up with him.
She stops for a moment then asks if we fucked on the phone. I told her no, that I don’t fuck customers over the phone and that is for sluts. And she says then what do you talk about? At first I thought I would let it go and tell her to ask him, but then I remembered the loser didn’t finish his last assignment and he owed me a tribute that he promised he would give me and I said if he didn’t pay it that I would tell his wife. Oooh. Perfect timing. I proceeded to tell her that her husband wanted nothing more than to have her watch him suck a big huge dick while she masturbated in the corner. She started screaming at me. OK whatever.
I said, “Scream at me all you want honey, but you’re the one paying me $2.99 per minute to do so. You have the power to hang up.”
The dumb bitch sits there yelling for 20 more minutes. OMG she as much as a loser as her husband!
Believe me, your secret is not safe with me if you don’t follow my instructions. If your wife calls me and you’re so pathetic that you can’t even follow a simple rule then she is going to know everything about your pathetic life. I love blackmailing losers who can’t do the right thing, especially if that blackmail includes the one you’re trying to hide from the most.
I made a nice pretty chunk of cash after that call this morning. And yes, he did call me from his cell phone later. He went and bought a disposable one with a prepaid credit card. I hope she reads this and figures it out. I’ll be laughing my ass off all the way to the bank!