Men do the craziest things for me

A nice yacht docked in Marin would be nice too

Do you think I’m a nasty girl? LOL Hmmm…

Are you a grown man with a penis the size of a peanut? What the hell is wrong with that tiny little dick of yours? And OMG what do you do? It’s not like you can have sex with that big huge belly hanging over it. So come on fatty, what do you say? I’m sure you’ve heard that things don’t grow in the shade and you’re living proof.

Listen to my mp3 about your tiny little penis and your BIG FAT BELLY. All inspired by the last loser who wanted to pick up on me. He was such a pathetic joke! LOL

The first time I watched a guy I dated eat his own cum I about died laughing. I was astonished and amused at the same time. I really wasn’t sure what to think of it. While it didn’t turn me on, it made me feel a little powerful and feeling powerful I do enjoy.

The next time we were together I refused to fuck him, but I made him jerk off. I told him to do it this time and he did. Then the next time I guess he expected the same thing and he did it again without me even telling him to.

I found it hilarious. It’s even better when a loser gets on cam and does it. I laugh my ass off. Seriously, what is it that makes you want to do that? Well, if you do I have a little assignment for you… Listen to this mp3.

I found it really fun coming back from vacation and finding all kinds of gift cards for Christmas staggered in my email. So far I have some from amazon.com, Lowe’s, Victoria’s Secret, Macy’s, Nordstrom, New Egg, and Neiman Marcus.

Keep them coming! I especially want more for Lowe’s because loser boy is putting up a fence around the roses so it’s easier to keep them warm in the fog and the rare frosty nights. I’m a big time Lowe’s supporter now anyway so keep it up You won’t find any men telling this woman to put a scarf over her head.

niteflirt tributes are nice too

Have you ever driven down the road with the phone in your ear and suddenly cum in your pants? That is exactly what happened to Pauly. LOL I’m not allowed to record his side of the niteflirt conversation and play it on here, but I am allowed to record my side. Listen to me talk to Pauly and tell him how he’s going to squirt it all inside his pants so his girlfriend has to clean it up.

ewwwwww

Do you ever wonder about that friend you’ve had for awhile? Does he know about your secret desire to get on your knees and suck it for him? My friend at work has this urge to suck off a friend of his so I called his friend and told him all about it.

My cuckold does whatever the hell I tell him to do so when I record the sounds of him sucking a Big Black Cock I just have to laugh. He’s such a pathetic sucker and he coughs a lot because he chokes on the damn thing. It’s pretty hilarious if you ask me.

I bet you think about sucking down a BBC for me. If you want to know what I sound like when I tell him to suck that big dick then listen to this mp3. I know you’ll hearing it and you’ll imagine that I’m telling you to put that long, 9-inch and thick cock in your mouth.