When I started taking calls I was amazed at the amount of callers who thinking about men giving blow jobs. I thought it was insane! But now that I’ve been taking calls for awhile I’ve come to the conclusion that men are just obsessed with any kind of sex they can get from the women that interest them.

Take all the cock sucking whores for example. One would never guess that a guy would actually take into consideration sucking a dick if you told him to which is why most women don’t even consider it. I bet if many of the women out there actually got a man all worked up and ready that he would do it. he would go right down to that glory hole and open his mouth nice and wide or he might suck the dick of someone she brings home just for this purpose.

A few of the men I talk to are actually gay. Some just openly talk about their lives because they have no one to tell. Others are closet homosexuals who can’t tell anyone but me or their shrink and they’re still afraid to tell their shrink. MOST of the calls I get are men who think about giving head and have never done it yet they imagine that a woman like me can make them do it.

What does that say about men giving blow jobs? It tells me that a lot more men think about it than anyone would guess. Do you? Call me and tell me about it.

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Oh dear. I had a call the other day from a cocksucking whore who had been buying my cocksucking assignments but none of my training pieces. He admitted to me that he would go into the glory holes and suck dick, but none of the men would cum. So I asked him to describe to me what he was doing.

From what he explained it sound like he was pretending to be a vacuum cleaner! He would kneel down and just start sucking–and hard! I asked him if he had ever had his sucked before and he said yes. So then I asked him if she actually sucked it and he said, “Well no.”

DUH!

I had to laugh, and you all know that I did laugh pretty hard at him. I explained to him how to do it yet once again and hopefully this time he’ll get it right. I don’t know if he has done it yet because he hasn’t called again yet. Maybe he’s too embarrassed or maybe one of the guys finally got sick of the guy sucking down his meat that he got slugged with a fist or something. I don’t know.

Doesn’t sucking dick come naturally? It’s like you’re a power-vac trying to get all the pieces of dirt out of the carpet or cum out of the penis. LOL Please! Do it right.

I think this is the funniest call ever. I had a call today during the football game. The loser was with his buddies watching the playoffs and he calls. I guess he wanted to try and flex his muscles because he told them all about his ‘girlfriend’ on the phone. Of course he probably never said that he had to pay to talk to me.

I heard him tell one of them “watch this, I’ll make her wait while she listens to me.” I suppose he thought I wasn’t listening because usually I just put the phone down. WRONG this time. He picks up the phone to see if I’m still there and I said, “Okay loser, if you EVER want to talk to me again then you’re going to get on your knees during the game while I’m on the phone.”

“But…but…but…” came from the other end.

“No loser, I mean YOU.”

Suddenly I hear a bunch of laughter from the phone and one of the guys says “What the fuck are you doing?”

The wimp looks down at his probably ever extending dick and said, “she told me to get on the floor and kneel.”

Well, I guess the shit hit the fan at that point because one of the guys picked up the phone and said “bitch, why are you telling my boy here to kneel to you?”

I laughed and replied, “I’m not your bitch and if he’s your “boy” which to me means sissy then why doesn’t he suck your cock?”

You could have heard a pin drop if it wasn’t for the noisy football game then suddenly laughter. “She wants you to suck my cock, man! Do you do that for her?”

I’m sure the look on his face was defeat because both the guys in the room yelled, “No fucken way” at the same time. Then I heard a zipper and some rustling of fabric. One guy, the black guy, picked the phone back up and said, “he’ll really do this?”

I laughed. “Yes, he’ll do anything for me. Put him on the phone. Go on.”

He got on the phone and started in as a completely different person than the one who thought he could fool his friends. “Yes, Mistress?”

“For your punishment, loser, you’re going to suck your friend’s cock. You’re going to suck it until he cums and you’re going to guzzle down that load of cum. Then if the other friend wants it done as well, you’re going to do him too. Do I make myself clear?”

Silence. “Yes, Mistress.”

A few moments later I hear a grunt from one of the guys on the other end. “Oh fuck, he’s really sucking my cock man.”

“Let me try.” The other guy pitches in after I hear a couple of cum guzzling gulps.

A few minutes later the pussy whipped sissy gets on the phone again. His friends were laughing in the background, probably to never be seen from again.

“Thank you, Mistress. May I hang up now?”

I let him go and after he sent a nice fat tribute. Should I say it?

SUCKER!