I think this is the funniest call ever. I had a call today during the football game. The loser was with his buddies watching the playoffs and he calls. I guess he wanted to try and flex his muscles because he told them all about his ‘girlfriend’ on the phone. Of course he probably never said that he had to pay to talk to me.
I heard him tell one of them “watch this, I’ll make her wait while she listens to me.” I suppose he thought I wasn’t listening because usually I just put the phone down. WRONG this time. He picks up the phone to see if I’m still there and I said, “Okay loser, if you EVER want to talk to me again then you’re going to get on your knees during the game while I’m on the phone.”
“But…but…but…” came from the other end.
“No loser, I mean YOU.”
Suddenly I hear a bunch of laughter from the phone and one of the guys says “What the fuck are you doing?”
The wimp looks down at his probably ever extending dick and said, “she told me to get on the floor and kneel.”
Well, I guess the shit hit the fan at that point because one of the guys picked up the phone and said “bitch, why are you telling my boy here to kneel to you?”
I laughed and replied, “I’m not your bitch and if he’s your “boy” which to me means sissy then why doesn’t he suck your cock?”
You could have heard a pin drop if it wasn’t for the noisy football game then suddenly laughter. “She wants you to suck my cock, man! Do you do that for her?”
I’m sure the look on his face was defeat because both the guys in the room yelled, “No fucken way” at the same time. Then I heard a zipper and some rustling of fabric. One guy, the black guy, picked the phone back up and said, “he’ll really do this?”
I laughed. “Yes, he’ll do anything for me. Put him on the phone. Go on.”
He got on the phone and started in as a completely different person than the one who thought he could fool his friends. “Yes, Mistress?”
“For your punishment, loser, you’re going to suck your friend’s cock. You’re going to suck it until he cums and you’re going to guzzle down that load of cum. Then if the other friend wants it done as well, you’re going to do him too. Do I make myself clear?”
Silence. “Yes, Mistress.”
A few moments later I hear a grunt from one of the guys on the other end. “Oh fuck, he’s really sucking my cock man.”
“Let me try.” The other guy pitches in after I hear a couple of cum guzzling gulps.
A few minutes later the pussy whipped sissy gets on the phone again. His friends were laughing in the background, probably to never be seen from again.
“Thank you, Mistress. May I hang up now?”
I let him go and after he sent a nice fat tribute. Should I say it?
SUCKER!
